teathattast:

goolfriend:

ginger-ale-official:

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

wife took pronouns in divorce

milk5:

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

heritageposts:

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

memorycycle:

memorycycle:

would you like frice with that buger

some fucking frents frice

ndiecity:

I love girls so much hiiii girls

volach-deactivated20230326:

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.